Sex, babies, periods, birth parents, hard stuff -- are you dreading "the talk?"
I had to include the "I hate you" moment -- when your child is mad enough to yell that at you. Hasn't happened to me yet, because yesterday Maya skipped right past it to: "I wish you were dead, then I can wear anything I want!" Yikes!!!!!
So here's a mini-poll you can answer in the comments -- what do you think I said?!
a. Well, if I'm going, I'm taking you with me.
b. You'd be living with Mimi, and I guarantee she wouldn't let you change clothes 3 times in one morning.
c. That's so MEAN! Don't you love me anymore?
d. I love you anyway, Maya.
Extra bonus points for guessing what I was thinking as well as what I said!
Also, post comments about the real, actual, genuine poll in the comments, too.
20 hours ago