I was channel-surfing tonight and hit Comedy Central just as comedian Joe DeRosa was saying (I'm paraphrasing, but I think I got the gist), "I'm adopted (applause from audience) . . . I'm OK with it. But I know what you're wondering, people ask all the time, 'Did you ever look for your real parents?' Uh, no. I pretty much took the hint (laughter). When they abandoned me, I figured they wouldn't be calling . . . ."